Good Morning Everyone,

Are we all feeling festive ?

I am in a very good mood today, I have been singing away to all my favourite christmas songs.

What is your favourite Christmas song ?  Mine is Jingle Bells…..
Well my good friend Yankee, the reindeer trainer arrived this morning and has got straight to work.

DAILY JOKE SPOT
Which elf was the best singer ?
ELFis Presley……

What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents ?
Silent Night…….

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Are we all feeling festive ?

I am in a very good mood today, I have been singing away to all my favourite christmas songs. What is your favourite Christmas song ?  Mine is Jingle Bells…..

Well my good friend Yankee, the reindeer trainer arrived this morning and has got straight to work.

Remember it’s the closing date for the Kidzworld Christmas card competition today, so if you haven’t yet got your entries in, you must be quick…..

DAILY JOKE SPOT
Which elf was the best singer ?
ELFis Presley……

What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents ?
Silent Night…….

Remember only 20 more sleeps until I will be squeezing down your chimney…..

Hi there , all you fun loving children. I have been very busy replying to all of your letters . I have received sackfuls.

Have you sent your letter to me yet ??
Lots of children have been very good this year. I hope you have been good and are getting all excited for my visit. I am going to be a very busy bee getting all the toys ready for all of the children. All my elves are working hard in the toy factory.

I have been asked for lots of train sets, dolls and dolls prams , skateboards, scooters , games and footballs , and so much more ………. Good job I’ve got loads of helpers. My elves and I are going to be very busy indeed. Good job Mrs Clause is looking after us and keeping us topped up with mince pies.

DAILY JOKE SPOT
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle bells , Jungle bells ….

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked , “can you give me a hand?” , “sorry” the motorist replied I’m not a mechanic, I’m a chiropodist “well can you give me a toe?”

Remember only 23 more sleeps until I will be squeezing down your chimney…..

Yippee , it’s the 1st December and time to open your advent calendar, which is great as I love chocolate !
In fact Mrs. Claus was only telling me the other day that I needed to start my diet , otherwise I am going to get stuck in a chimney HO,HO,HO.

BRRR   it’s getting cold here, have you got any snow in Cornwall yet ?  It’s upto my knees here in the North Pole.

DAILY JOKE SPOT
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks……..

The TV game show was really close, one contestant was asked to name two of santa’s reindeers, the contestant gave a sigh, thinking that he had finally been given an easy question. Rudolph and Olive. The host asked the contestant, we will accept Rudolph, but can you explain Olive? The man looked at the host and said, you know   Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…….

I will be updating you all everyday so that you can see what I and the Kidzworld staff are upto.

Remember only 24 more sleeps until I will be squeezing down your chimney…..